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1.话说：12月将至，有1美国的火鸡来到中国找女友，忽然看见1美丽的中国母鸡，便主动上前搭讪到“merrychristmas”，母鸡不语，后，火鸡又言：“生蛋快乐！”母鸡默。几秒钟……母鸡言：你是站着说话不腰痛啊。你没有生过...

１.有点想她，就发了条短信：“Think you.” 她回了一条：“I too.” 当时就内牛满面了......多般配的两个银..... ２.前两天跨部门开会。会上和经理严肃地对话如下： ...... "We have to cha...

一天老虎在沙滩散步，见到一只螃蟹，就走过去想看个究竟，突然被螃蟹的钳子夹了一下，螃蟹拔腿就往树丛里跑。老虎痛得跳起来了，紧接着就追螃蟹！ 追到树丛就不见螃蟹了，这时老虎看见一只守在大网中的蜘蛛，老虎对着蜘蛛发火了：好你个螃蟹！你以为你上了网我就不认得你了！ Walking on the b...

TELEMARKETER I answered the phone one evening and quickly realized the voice on the other end belonged to a telemarketer. Good evening, he sai...

Two hunters Once two hunters went hunting in the forest. One of them suddenly fell down by accident. He showed the whites of his eyes and seemed t...

小男孩与驴子 A Small Boy and a Donkey A small boy leading a donkey passed by an Army camp. A couple of soldiers wanted to have some fun with the lad...

Ashamed Soldier     惭愧的士兵     Peter joined the army when he was eighteen, and for several months he was taught how ...

Make your fortune  计划你的将来 How did you make your fortune? 你是怎么计划你的将来的？ I became the partner of a rich man.He had the money and I had ...

A lady went to a hat shop to buy a hat. 一位妇女到一家帽子店买帽子。 As she was very fussy, it took her a long time to pick on one. 她很挑剔，用了很长时间才选好了一顶。 Alread...

The Advantage of Alcohol In order to prove the harmful effect of alcohol,the teacher put a bug into a glass filled with alcohol,soon the bug died. T...

Teacher:Why are you late for school every morning? Tom:Every time I come to the corner,a sign says,"School-Go slow". 老师:为什么你每天早晨都迟到? 汤姆...

I'M NOT HAVING IT ALL CUT OFF.     Miles sometime went to the barber's during working hours to have his hair cut. But this was against...

the chemical formula for water Teacher: What the chemical formula for water is the ? Blonde: "HIJKLMNO"!! Teacher: What are you talking...

More Intelligent in Dreams  When a student failed to solve a math problem in class, he expressed his regret to his teacher. “I remember s...

Chief is at the wedding   A police stopped a motorist who was speeding on the street. "But officer," the man said, "I can ex...

roast pig A gentleman was invited for dinner. When he hurried there and sat down, he was happy to see a roast pig in front of his seat:"Not b...

But the teacher cried The six-year-old John was terribly spoiled . His father knew it, but his grandma doted on him. He hardly left her side. And whe...

They''re Busy One day, the phone rang, and a little boy answered. “ May I speak to your parents? ” “ They''re busy. ” &ldq...

To be on the Safe Side In a cinema during a performance one of the audience gets up, makes his way along the row of seats and goes out into the foyer...

那就更糟了 警察：有人抢你的手表时，你为什么不呼救呢？ 男子：要是我张口的话，他们就会发现我的四颗金牙。那就更糟了。 Much Worse Policeman: Why didn''t you shout for help when you were robbed of your watch...