Einstein climbs to the top of Mt. Sinai to get close enough to talk to God. Looking up, he asks the Lord..."God, what does a million years mean to you?" The Lord replies, "A minute." "Einstein asks, "And what does a million dolla

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I lived in DC when I was young, and dad used to take us on weekend trips south into the Carolina, so that we could see w

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The little girl did not like the look of the barking dog.
"It's all right," said a gentleman, &

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Once there was a golfer whose ball landed on an anthill(蚁冢).

Rather than move the ball, he decided to hit it where it lay. He gave a mighty

swing. Clouds of dirt and sand and ants exploded from the spot. Everyth

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First Flight

  Mr. Johnson had never been up in an aerophane before and he had read a lot about air accidents, so one day when a friend offered to take him for a ride in his own small phane, Mr. John

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 The Brain Surgeon was about to perform a brain transplant.
"You have your choice of two brains," he told the patient, "For $1000 you can hav

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One day, the teacher inquired Peter: How much is four minus four?Peter was tongue-tied.

  The teacher got angry and said: What a fool! You see, if I put four coins in your pocket, but there is a hole in your po

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The mean man's party

  The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his

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Before the final examination, Tom told his mother, "Mom, I had a dream last night that I'd passed today's exam.""Don't trust dreams, dear. It is said what you experience in dreams

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