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1、老师问学生：“谁能说一下自然界的四大元素是什么？”
学生：‘第一是火，第二是空气，第三是土壤，第四是……”
“第四是什么？不要急，你好好想想，平时你洗手的时候用的是什么？”
学生受到老师的启发后欣然回答：“第四元素是肥皂。”
2、数学老师：“……现在，我们可以得出结论，X等于零。”
学生：“唉，算了这老半天，都白费功夫了。”3、演讲比赛结束之后，班主任作总结：“我们讲话时，语言要简练，要有艺术性。林语堂先生说过一句话，‘一篇精彩的演讲，应该像少女穿的迷你裙，越短越好’。”
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一个学生举手提问：“那要是一句话也不说呢？”
班主任厉声道：“不准耍流氓！”
4、语文老师让学生用“却”“但是”造句，并解释道：“这两个词都是转折连词。‘却’是小转，像转一个小弯，‘但是’是大转，像转个大弯。”
有学生立即说：“我家到学校只转几个‘却’，而到外婆家要转几个‘但是’。”
5、上算术课的时候，老师问小明：“如果你把手伸进右边的裤兜里发现了25元钱，伸进左兜后又发现了35元钱，这说明了什么？”
小明回答：“这说明我的手一定伸进了别人的裤兜！”
6、老师：“写作文和做菜一样，做菜前要先准备好材料，然后再对材料进行挑拣，取其精华，去其糟粕……”
学生：“拣菜的事儿我们都会，可是我们不会炒。”
7、美术课上，老师让同学们画人物头像，但大家都忙(请保留转载自http://xiao688.com)着做语文和数学作业，竟无一人画画。美术老师勃然大怒：“每个人放学之前，必须交出一个人头，否则不许回家！”声明：本网站数据源于网友提供、网络搜集及本站编辑创作，本站仅为免费发布平台。《课堂上的笑话,爆笑》仅代表发布者个人观点，本站不承担与作品内容相关的法律责任，如《课堂上的笑话,爆笑》不慎有侵犯您的权益请速与本站联系！点击下面相关文章查看与《课堂上的笑话,爆笑》有关的内容！- 评论(6条)
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